Monday, August 15, 2011

Source Code: The One

Following whatever mystical bullshit that happens at the end Source Code, 2011's smash hit, comes Source Code: The One.  Jake Gyllenhaal returns in the hikacked-body of an unwitting teacher, only to be confronted by another Jake Gyllenhaal in another body!  He must learn to jump between dimensions in an attempt to prevent an evil version of himself from killing every instance of Jake throughout the Multiverse to gain ultimate power!  Oh, and the girlfriend he fought so hard to save in the original movie dies in the first twenty minutes.

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Friday, August 12, 2011

21 Jump Sesame Street

Starring Johnnie Depp as The Count.  Also featuring Colin Farrell as Bert, Jonah Hill as Ernie, and Mickey Rourke as Oscar the Grouch.  Directed by John Carpenter.

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Snape: How I Met Your Mother

Chronicling the events following Snape meeting  Lily, and their budding relationship, until her ultimate selection of James Potter over him.  With voice over narration from Alan Rickman, Ellen Page as Lily, Jason Schwartzman as Young Snape, Neil Patrick Harris as James Potter, and directed by Wes Anderson..

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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Unstoppable 2: Unstoppabler

Starring Nicolas Cage and Cuba Gooding Jr., the sequel to 2010's Unstoppable finds Cage and Gooding on a mission to stop a passenger train full of children with lukemia without brakes!  Will they be able to stop this nightmare scenario before they reach the bridge under construction... or will they have to jump it?

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